and that's how she knows

daniellelle:

movieoftheday:

Verona: I feel so ugly.
Burt: No, no, no. Don’t be sad! You’re not that big. You’re still super-sexy. Hot, even. I’ll always love you. Even if you’re enormous. Even if it takes you months to lose this weight. A year. Even if you gain weight after having the baby. Even if you gain so much weight that I can’t find your vagina! You go ahead and write that in stone in your heart. I will love you. Even if I can’t find your vagina.

Reblogging this a milli times because it was THE BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER.  A+++++

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Holy hah.

This borders on a parody of a satire. I actually laughed, though. Or snorted amusingly.

I wish there was a meme dictionary, as urban dictionary is to slang.

Encyclopedia Dramatica

*tear* LOL

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